(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
(Source: bstinsons)
do you ever get that feeling when there’s something on your mind and you really wanna talk to someone about it but you just dont know how to talk about it like when you’re writing an essay and you know what you want to argue but you just cant seem to write the sentences and u get fucking mad
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
late night blogging and someones autoplay takes you by surprise
Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i have an electric personality because i am a shockingly horrible person
i need to do a sex
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
